via Yahoo. A Madison, Wisconsin man with an unusual name was arrested this week on various charges including: carrying a concealed knife, possession of drug paraphernalia, possession of marijuana and probation violation. Who cares about what he was arrested for…? I only posted this for the headline. He changed his name to “Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop” (previously Jeffrey Drew Wilschke) last October.