If you caught Parks and Recreation a couple weeks ago, there was an entire food plot where Tom Haverford (played by Aziz Ansari) came up with a list of special Tom-centric food terms. Some fans created a website [TomHaverfoods.com] that compiles these terms (and more). Some of my favorites are: “Dumplings are… Little Surprises”, “Water is… Hot Ice”, “Noodles are… Long Ass Rice” and “Crackers are… Lame Cookies”. Check it out. You can also catch some video from the episode below. Hat Tip: Sheri.